what can i be for halloween which is sexy AND hilarious at the same time…
*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight
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i work at a gym largely frequented by older women, and today as one of them left after her workout she accidentally pulled the entire door handle off and just slowly looked at her bicep in horror as if she was terrified of her new strength. it was beautiful.